Everything I learned I learned from BOB

Speaking of Halloween, after the block party, a bunch of us went dancing.  Actually we went to a bar where there was some loud music playing and we tore it up on a really sketch dance floor.  There were a lot of really creepy men who also enjoyed dancing around.  On us.  But not for long.  Yes, that's right.  I put to practice my cock-blocking skills that I learned from BOB.  So this is for all the BOBs who came before me and taught me how to skillfully get away from creepers.  Everyone was thanking me, and I wanted to say "Don't thank me -- thank Beta Omega Beta," but I didn't because I was kinda tipsy.  But this for all the BOBs.  Thanks.